Today I caught two of the bratty fat 6th graders punching each other in the balls. Well one was punching the other in the balls. The other was just sitting back and taking it, almost like a massage.

A 3rd grade girl was wearing a shirt with Minnie Mouse that said
This joy must be preserved in a jewelry casket, so it will never be lost.

And I’ve been telling the kids that my favorite Japanese comedian is Hard Gay.