Because I’m really mature.

I figure if the junior high students can collapse on each other laughing every time I mention the numbers 6, 16, or 60 then I’m allowed this bit of linguistic perversion.
On the other hand, maybe I need to remind myself that I’m 10 years older than my students.

I was learning some kanji today and came across the kanji for mouth.

口

It’s a simple enough kanji. I should be able to look up the stroke order and memorize it pretty quickly. But I realized I didn’t know the word for “mouth,’ so I looked that up.

くち = ku chi

KU CHI? Really?! Coochie? The word for mouth is coochie?!

Now I’m going to that anime style ROTFLMAO everytime someone wants to talk about their mouth.

I hope I don’t get a toothache cause then they’ll send me to the dentist and he’ll be like “Open your mouth.” And I’ll be like “Only for you, sexy dentist man.”

くち、meet coochie.

I really need to get laid.