I got through my first day of firstgraders… and without getting kanchoed.
This is no mean feat. Three of my friends working in Elementary schools had already gotten kanchoed within their first month and half of working. For those of you who don’t know what a kancho is, it’s a very special treat for teachers. Children clasp their hands together with index fingers outstretched, as if making a gun, and then they ram that between your ass cheeks. No fucking kidding. They don’t get punished for it either.